Hexed

If someone calls you a “pussy”
it’s actually a compliment.

A pussy takes a knocking,
and keeps on walking.
It can push out a few kids,
and still be fit.
When that muscle is flexed,
some feel like they’re hexed.

Next time someone calls you a pussy,
give them a shit-eating-grin, and say thanks.

✨Deferential Devil✨

Yummy

Having a little fun with this one. 🙂

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It’s fucking sexy when a man is clever, kind, and funny.

Add in roguishly handsome, and it’s like winning the lottery plus a years worth of pre-chilled Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

✨Deferential Devil✨

Ode to a Malfunctioning Automatic Litter-box

You used to work but now you won’t
I just want your help, but help, you don’t.
Instead of you washing the granules
I have to do it all manual.
What is the point of you
When you don’t do what you’re meant to?
Must I return to everyday scooping
After the cats are done pooping?
Please say you’ll work on your troubles
Cause frankly, this smell is not subtle.

✨Deferential Devil✨